Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm like, gonna cry
I've got tears coming out of my nose
Mad props, he's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose
Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back
And show it to me
Four karats, a princess cut
Are you psyched or what?
I just wish I could be there to see
When he gets down on one knee
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Oh my god, you guys
Oh my god, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engangement ring for size
Oh my god, you guys!
Oh my god!
Okay, everybody signed
Good, now fall in line
and we'll start the engagement parade
Light candles in single file
Don't forget to smile!
Lose the gum, Kate, you look like a maid (sorry!)
Now prepare to serenade!
(Shh) Oh my god, oh my god you guys
(crescendoing) Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
(Shh) If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualif-- (shh)
Oh my god
(spoken)
Guys I'm serious!
(singing)
Elle and Warner were meant to be
Not once has he ever hit on me (shut up)
They're just like that couple from Titanic
Only no-one dies,
Oh my god (2, 3, 4)
Daughter of Delta Nu
Soon to be fiancée
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard-earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man could supercede
Our sacred bond of sisterhood
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
(spoken)
Guys, she's not here
Bruiser! Where is Elle?
She doesn't have an engagement outfit?
She's totally freaking out?
She's trapped in the Old Valley Mill?
Oh, sorry. The Old Valley Mall?
Oh my god, that's emergency
Don't take the freeway! Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize
Oh my god, you guys
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
It's almost there, but
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Can't look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied
There she is!
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me it's totally proposal eyes
Oh my god you guys (oh my god)
So help me dress for my fairy tale
Can't wear something I bought on sale
Love is like, forever
This is no time to economize
Oh my god you guys!
(spoken)
Blondes make commisions so easy
Excuse me, have you seen this?
It just came in.
It's perfect for a blonde.
Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk?
Uh-huh
But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk. It'll pucker
And you didn't just get this in, because I saw it in last May's Vogue.
(sung) (Oh my god, oh my god you guys)
I'm not about to buy last years dress at this year's price
(Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies)
It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
(sung)
I may be in love but I'm not stupid, lady, I've got eyes
Oh my god, Elle Woods, sorry, our mistake
Courtney, take your break
Just ignore her, she hasn't been well
Try this, latest from Milan
Go on, try it on.
I take care of my best client, Elle
It's a gift from me to Elle
Oh my god, oh my god you guys
This one's perfect! And it's just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
(Oh my god) Oh my god, oh my god you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Cause I love you guys
No, I love you guys!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
You guys
Oh my god!