I Believe

Ever since I was a child, I tried to be the best
 So what happened?
 My family and friends all said I was blessed
 So what happened?
 It was supposed to be all so exciting
 To be teaching of Christ 'cross the sea
 But I allowed my faith to be shaken
 Oh, what's the matter with me?
 I've always longed to help the needy
 To do the things I never dared
 This was the time for me to step up
 So then why was I so scared?
 A warlord who shoots people in the face
 What's so scary about that?
 I must trust that my Lord is mightier
 And always has my back
 Now I must be completly devout
 I can't have even one shred of doubt
 I believe
 That the Lord, God, created the universe
 I believe
 That he sent his only son to die for my sins
 And I believe
 That ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America
 I am a Mormon
 And a Mormon just believes
 You cannot just believe part way
 You have to believe in it all
 The problem was doubting the Lord's will
 Instead of standing tall
 I can't allow myself to have any doubt
 It's time to set my worries free
 Time to show the world what Elder Price is about
 And share the power inside of me
 I believe
 That God has a plan for all of us
 I believe
 That plan involves me getting my own planet (I believe)
 And I believe
 That the current President of the church, Thomas Monson, speaks directly to God
 I am a Mormon
 And dang it, a Mormon just believes (a Mormon just)
 I know that I must go and do (believes)
 The things my God commands (it is my command)
 I realize now why he sent me here
 You ask the Lord in faith
 He will always answer you
 Just believe in him (just believe)
 And have no fear!
 General, we have an intruder
 He just walked right into camp
 I believe
 That Satan has a hold of you (Satan has a hold)
 I believe
 That the Lord, God, has sent me here (I believe)
 And I believe
 That in 1978, God changed his mind about black people (black people!)
 You can be a Mormon
 A Mormon who just believes (the fuck is this?)
 And now I can feel the excitement
 This is the moment I was born to do
 And I feel so incredible
 To be sharing my faith with you
 The scriptures say that if you ask in faith
 If you ask, God himself will know
 But you must ask him without any doubt
 And let your spirit grow (let your spirit grow)
 I believe (I believe)
 That God lives on a planet called Kolob
 I believe
 That Jesus has His own planet as well (His own planet!)
 And I believe
 That the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri
 If you believe, the Lord will reveal it
 And you'll know it's all true, you'll just feel it
 You'll be a Mormon
 And by gosh!
 A Mormon just believes (just believes, a Mormon just believes)
 Oh, I believe (just believe, a Mormon just believes)
 I believe (believe!)