I Am the Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
 See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
 I'm crying
 Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
 Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
 Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
 I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
 I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
 Mister City Policeman sitting
 Pretty little policemen in a row
 See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
 I'm crying, I'm crying
 I'm crying, I'm crying
 Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
 Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
 Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
 I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
 I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
 Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
 If the sun don't come, you get a tan
 From standing in the English rain
 I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
 I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
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 Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
 See how they smile like pigs in a sty
 See how they snied
 I'm crying
 Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
 Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
 Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe
 I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
 I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
 Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo