Hey!

Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say
 You know those damn kids drive me crazy every day
 But all I ever think is something to complain
 To complain, to complain
 Hey, and all I wish that they would all just go away
 'Cause all I really wanna be just like them
 Just wanna be just like them
 Just wanna be just like them
 Just wanna be just like them
 Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say
 If you forgive me, I'll be getting on my way
 And I forgot the whole damn point of this whole song
 And I'm complaining now, complaining for so long
 For so long, for so long
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 I really want all those things that I can't have
 All I really want is to have you so bad
 Hey, those stupid kids have really gotten out of hand
 And now I think it's time we all take up a stand
 And then together we will raise our voices high
 Our voices high, our voices high
 Hey, though at this moment I can't think of what we'd say
 I guess we really wanna be just like them
 Just want to be just like them
 Just want to be just like them
 Just want to be just like them
 Hey, I've really thought a thousand times about this day
 I've been expecting it in each and every way
 The possibilities preoccupy my mind
 And I'm so fortunate to be so very kind
 So very kind, so very kind
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 What I really want is all those things that I can't have
 What I really want is to have you so bad, uh
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 And what I really want is all those things that I can't have
 What I really want is to have you so bad
 I'm so jealous I can barely see straight from my head
 And it burns from the inside 'til I wish I was dead
 Please, Mama, don't be angry with me
 Please, Papa, don't be angry with me
 And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say
 And this fucking monkey sitting on my back, won't go away
 And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand
 Waiting for an invitation to the promised land
 Please, Mother, don't be angry with me
 Please, Father, don't be angry with me
 Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say
 And all those damn kids drive me crazy every day
 And all I ever think is something to complain
 To complain, to complain
 Hey, I really wish that they would all just go away
 'Cause all I really wanna be just like them
 Just wanna be just like them
 Just wanna be just like them
 Just wanna be just like them
 Just wanna be just like them
 Just wanna be just like them
 Just wanna be just like them
 Just wanna be just like them
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 Hey, hey, hey, yeah, hey
 And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say
 And this fucking monkey sitting on my back, just won't go away
 And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand
 Waiting for an invitation to the promised land
 Please, Mother, don't be angry with me