That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker

Oh my
 20 throw down on in my fist of rage
 And the man to my left has folded down
 Well johnny doubled up with a royal flush
 I had three jacks and a pair of nines
 My mind is turning
 Just two shots more
 There's not much left to play
 Well then dude walks in, black hat on top, what a mop
 I'm lucky wasn't a county cop cause I'm just runnin out of time
 Who's up for game two
 What to do
 My wallet's gettin thin
 And I just lost my watch last night
 Well I gotta problem
 Just one answer
 Gotta throw it all down
 And kiss it goodbye
 Yeah!
 That was a crazy game of poker
 (That was a crazy game of poker)
 I lost it all
 (I lost it all)
 But someday i'll be back again and I
 Never to fall
 Never to fall
 Who's up for game three
 I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
 And i just lost it all
 Well there's a man sitting next to me
 Red with smiling eyes
 It's funny
 I don't have no money tonight
 Yeah
 That was a crazy game of poker
 (That was a crazy game of poker)
 I lost it all
 (I lost it all)
 But someday i'll be back again and I
 Never to fold
 (Never to fold)
 Bop bop bop
 I say now skittleedat dat
 Well how bout that?
 I'm coming out the front never coming out the back
 And I walked into the bar yesterday
 Cause I had something to do, something to say
 And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around
 'Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground
 I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown
 And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight
 So I said Johnny what'cha doing tonight?
 He looked at me with a face full of fright
 And I said, how bout a revolution?
 And he said right
 I say oh, you say ah
 I say revolution, and you all say jah
 I say oh, you say ah
 I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah
 Jehovah!
 And I said, what'cha looking at?
 He hit me across the face with a bat
 I grabbed my 45 and I said let's get out and go
 So he opened the door and said do what you're here for
 I said I'm wandering round the road 44
 And I said I been walking for about a thousand years
 And my feet are growing tired
 My eyes a little wired
 Don't know what to do unless I retire
 And he just said let's play some crazy poker
 So I said Johnny what'cha doing tonight?
 He looked at me with a face full of fright
 And I said, how about a revolution?
 And he said right
 I say oh, you say ah
 I say revolution, and you say jah
 I say oh, you say ah
 I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah
 Jehovah!
 I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
 I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
 But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop
 I don't give a shit cause I got the drop
 Johnny just got two eyes just like mine
 And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine
 And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came
 Came to the bar to see what's the same
 I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me
 And to my left was a man, he had no gin
 He didn't really think about starting to sin
 The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice
 He looked kinda mad and I felt bad
 Beacuse I took his money last night it's kinda funny
 But now I'm just struggling
 I need a honey-bunny
 I don't know what to say anymore
 So I'm just gonna go out, anywho
 So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?
 He looked at me with a face full of fright
 And I said, how bout a revolution?
 And he said right
 I say oh, you say ah
 I say revolution, and you say jah
 I say oh, you say ah
 I say revolution, and you say jah
 I say oh, you say ah
 I say revolution, and you say jah
 I say oh, you say ah
 I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah
 Jehovah!