What's The Matter With Parents Today?

Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad?
 When exactly did you get so hip?
 Wearing teenage clothes
 You're always coming to my shows
 And telling me that I should mellow out
 It's absurd, they're singing every word
 You're not supposed to like my band
 Things I like you don't understand
 So please put down that rum and Coke
 That's not behavior for old folk
 Can we just hang on holidays
 Dad and mom, what planet are you from?
 And what convinced you to pack up and leave
 Doing drugs and asking me for hugs
 What's the matter with parents today?
 Not again when will it end?
 Dad's dressing like Motley Crew
 And why is moms hair dyed bright blue?
 And stayin' out till two or three
 Then having sex analy
 I thought the apple fell far from the tree
 Mom and dad, I think you ought
 To quit smoking so much pot
 And hanging with my friends
 Laying round, on the couch
 With my Misfits records out
 Softly banging your head
 Maybe its just a passing phase
 What's the matter with my parents these days?