Ballad of Me and My Friends

Everybody's got themselves a plan
 And everybody thinks they'll be the man, including the girls
 The musicians who lack the friends to form a band are singer-songwriters
 The rest of us are DJ's or official club photographers
 And tonight I'm playing another Nambooka show
 So I'm going through my phonebook and texting everyone I know
 And quite a few I don't whose numbers found their way into my phone
 But they might come along anyway
 You never really know
 None of this is going anywhere
 And pretty soon we'll all be old
 No one left alive will really care
 About our glory days, when we sold our souls
 But if it's all about the destination, then take a fucking flight
 We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights
 We're definitely going to hell
 But we'll have all the best stories to tell
 Yeah, we're definitely going to hell
 But we'll have all the best stories to tell
 And I'm definitely going to hell
 And I'll have all the best stories to tell