Theme From A NOFX Album

Theme we're professional punkers we come from the sublures
 After 15 years we still having fun
 Now we're over 30 not looking so purty at least we got a beat up accordian
 That's erik our drummer his fathers a plumber
 He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk
 Now he's straight but smelly he's got one big belly
 From living the good life provided by punk
 Singnin singnin singnin
 Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong
 Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song
 Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 doin just fine
 El hefe is not satanic he's one hip hispanic
 He grew up with one dozencousins and kin
 He wears baggy pants and he knows how to break dance
 You've seen him doing every impersonation
 That melvin on six string "so tell me I can't sing"
 Oh I know you can just don't do it around me
 Stick with what you know
 Playing guitar solo with hetson and watt in punk rock karaoke
 Singnin singnin singnin
 Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong
 Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song
 Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 doin just fine
 My name is fat mike I'm obsessed by big lesbians
 I've been a punk rocker for most of my life
 I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat
 But that's how I hit them with a hook or a slice
 "i'm kent I do sounds " look he's getting so round
 "i'm timmy the turtle" he counts and he clicks
 "i'm gay I don't care" someone please cut his hair
 "i'm limo from scotland" so give me hanggis
 Singnin singnin singnin
 Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong
 Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song
 Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 doin just fine
 Buy me a beck's bear or pass me the bong
 Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song
 Buy me a quamlude or chop me a lime we're pushin 40 we're doin just fine