Oi To The World

Haji was a punk just like any other boy
 And he never had no trouble till he started up his Oi band
 Safe in the garage or singing in the tub
 Till Haji went too far and he plugged in at the pub
 'Twas a cold Christmas eve when Trevor and the skins
 Popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps
 Trevor liked the music but not the Unity
 He unwound Haji's turban and he knocked him to his knees
 If God came down on Christmas Day
 I know exactly what He'd say
 He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins
 And Oi to the world and everybody wins!"
 Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out through the crowd
 He said "We'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed"
 Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet
 Christmas day on the roof down at 20 Oxford street
 If God came down on Christmas Day
 I know exactly what He'd say
 He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins
 And Oi to the world and everybody wins!"
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 On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones
 But Haji had a sword like the guy in Indiana Jones
 Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man
 Haji was alone and abandoned by his band
 Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate
 When the skins left him there and went down the fire escape
 Oi! Oi!
 But then Haji saw the north star shining more than ever
 So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving Trevor
 They rappelled down the roof with the rest of the turban
 And went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon
 If God came down on Christmas Day
 I know exactly what He'd say
 He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins
 And Oi to the world and everybody wins!"
 If God came down on Christmas Day
 I know exactly what He'd say
 He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins
 And Oi to the world and everybody wins!"
 Oi! Oi!