Grinning Like a Barracuda

I was choking on a pair of dice
 When a couple of guys
 Came and asked me if I had a light
 I told them I knew someone who might
 So I took them to the opposite side
 Of Hollywood and Vine
 To a friend of mine
 When we asked him if he had a light
 He told us just to look inside and started
 Grinning like a barracuda
 Grinning like a barracuda
 He was grinning like a barracuda
 From the Taj Mahal to Chattanooga
 Grinning like a barracuda
 From the cosmos to the bargain of Judas
 Grinning like a barracuda
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 Well, I shrugged and then I took him aside
 I said, "Man, are you feeling alright?
 'Cause you're acting like your brain has been fried
 I don't even know these guys
 But I think they might be looking to fight
 C'mon, do what's right, just give 'em the light"
 But then I turned back to the opposite side
 And I couldn't believe my eyes when they started
 Grinning like a barracuda
 Grinning like a barracuda
 They were grinning like a barracuda
 From Tiananmen Square to Bermuda
 Grinning like a barracuda
 From the cosmos to the bargain of Judas
 Grinning like a barracuda
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 I pinched myself and pulled on my eyelids
 Am I really alive?
 Is this some kind of maniacal virus?
 Is there something that I've missed?
 How much longer can I survive this?
 That's it, I'm looking inside
 When I saw it I just couldn't deny it
 A light so bright it shot through my iris
 And I started
 Grinning like a barracuda
 Grinning like a barracuda
 I was grinning like a barracuda
 From the Taj Mahal to Chattanooga
 Grinning like a barracuda
 From the cosmos to the bargain of Judas
 Even the broke, blind, vile and toothless
 Started (everybody, everywhere)
 Grinning like a barracuda
 Grinning like a barracuda
 Everybody grinning like a barracuda
 Looking like a hundred thousand hallelujahs
 Grinning like a barracuda
 From the cosmos to the bargain of Judas
 Even the broke, blind, vile and toothless
 Were grinning like a barracuda