Mr. Telephone Man

Mr. Telephone Man
 There's something wrong with my line
 When I dial my baby's number
 I get a click every time
 Mr. Telephone Man
 There's something wrong with my line
 When I dial my baby's number
 I get a click every time
 When I dial 611 to get a service
 She said, "Hello, may I help you please?"
 I told her, "Something must be wrong with my phone
 'Cause my baby wouldn't hang up on me"
 Mr. Telephone Man
 There's something wrong with my line
 When I dial my baby's number
 I get a click every time
 Mr. Telephone Man
 There's something wrong with my line
 When I dial my baby's number
 I get a click every time
 She let the phone ring 20 times before she answered
 Let me tell you what happen then
 A minute later, I got the operator
 Saying, "Please hang up and place your call again, baby"
 Mr. Telephone Man
 There's something wrong with my line
 When I dial my baby's number
 I get a click every time
 Mr. Telephone Man
 Somethin's wrong with my line (wrong with my line)
 I try to dial her number (dial my baby's number)
 I get a click every time
 Some strange man is on the telephone (the telephone)
 Keeps telling me my baby ain't home (that she's not home)
 She ain't got no party line
 The situation's blowin' my mind
 Oh, I just can't take this anymore
 Please operator
 See what you can do
 I dialed the right number
 But I still couldn't get though
 Would you just check the line
 Just one more time if you can
 I'm pretty sure my phone wouldn't be answered by no man
 Mr. Telephone Man
 There's something wrong with my line
 When I dial my baby's number
 I get a click every time
 Mr. Telephone Man
 Somethin's wrong with my line (wrong with my line)
 I try to dial her number (dial my baby's number)
 I get a click every time
 Must be a bad connection
 I give her my love and affection (she's had it all)
 I just can't take this no more
 This situation blowin' my mind (blowin' my mind)
 Can't get my baby on the line (on the line)
 I tried dialing information (Mr. Telephone Man)
 I can't get no cooperation (Mr. Telephone Man)
 The system on the phone, telling me my baby ain't at home
 Ah, baby, I just can't take this anymore
 Help me out, please Mr. Telephone Man
 Help me out, please Mr. Telephone Man