Mona

Talent really turns me on
 But I have a girlfriend
 Too bad for me
 She's in Philadelphia
 Too bad for her
 You are now entering Mona
 Population two
 Dangerous curves
 Soft shoulders
 Mona welcomes you
 Driving through Mona
 Yielding in Mona
 Parking and spending the day
 Modern and lovely
 Well worth the detour
 Mona invites you to stay
 To stay
 You are so amazing!
 And I want you to know
 Early morning is my best writing time
 So you'll have to leave the apartment by five AM
 And when we go back to your apartment
 You'll have to get rid of those cats!
 You are now leaving Mona
 Population one
 Watch posted signs
 Drive safely
 Life can be fun
 Avoid dead-end and cul-de-sac
 And hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
 Hurry back
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 Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
 Hurry back
 Y'all come back now, y' hear?