The Girls of Porn

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
 It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
 Your daughter's tight virgin, cherry ass to caller number 666
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 The urge is too much to take (take)
 All I can think about is playing with myself
 It's time to masturbate
 I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
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 Ginger, Ginger
 My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
 But the girls of porn want more
 So I flip through the pages one more time
 And I just let the jism fly
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
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 A quarter for a peep show
 A private booth or talking to a naked whore
 triple "X" video
 976 and I can whack it on the phone
 (oh, you got a such nice ass)
 Nobody's home, I'm alone
 The devil in Miss Jones
 Nobody's home, I'm alone
 Aja & John Holmes
 We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
 Hairy balls and hairy bushes
 S & M, whips and chains
 Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
 We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
 Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
 We got rape, necro & both ways
 And lots of hung studs for all you gays
 We got incest & bestiality too
 We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
 We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
 And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
 There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
 And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
 Senior citizens who love to watch
 And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
 Ain't got no woman next to me
 I just got this magazine
 And what's on the TV screen
 But that's okay with me
 My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
 But the girls of porn want more
 So I flip through the pages one more time
 And I just let the jism fly
 (Mr. Bungle)
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
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 I was trained to fuck you baby
 I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby
 I, I was trained to fuck you baby
 I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby
 Yeah,yeah,yeah,Yeah!