Vibrator

Larger than life, sharper than a knife
 Ever ready all of the time
 Slick and smooth, I'm bound to improve
 Your mood and make you feel fine
 Sticking to me now, I'm ready and how
 I'm really starting to buzz
 Your feeling comes, I'm starting to hum
 I can do it like nothing else does
 You're never alone when I'm around
 You can always rely on me
 I'm your friend, my love won't bend
 And that I can guarantee
 Straight and true and all for you
 I'm so eager to please
 Stick with me and I'll keep you free
 From any nasty disease
 Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator
 Pleased and ready to start
 Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator
 With a power pack for a heart
 Check my heart before we start
 I don't wanna blow no fuse
 New battery, is that for me?
 That's something I could really use
 Power surges, I get the urge
 To do my legendary thing
 The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies
 I know your bells are starting to ring
 Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator
 Pleased and ready to start
 Vi-v-vi-vibrator
 With a power pack for a heart
 Wasn't that good? Wasn't that nice?
 Now see, we get along real fine
 I knew I was the boy for you
 When you came for the second time
 Clean me up, put me away
 You know you need the rest
 I'll be here whenever you need me
 I've never ever failed the test
 Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator
 Pleased and ready to start
 Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator
 With a power pack for a heart
 Vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vibrator
 Pleased and ready to start
 Vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vibrator
 And you know, I'll never break your heart