Shotgun Wedding

Sammy and Katie went a little too far
 In a Johnson grass out behind the barn
 Now he ain't got the money for gas
 Or a ticket out west
 There's gonna a finger on the trigger when her daddy finds out
 His baby ain't been eating but she's putting on pounds
 Shotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vest
 Is he gonna run
 Is he gonna stay
 Will he say I do, or I don't
 It's hard to say, but either way
 It's a day this whole town won't forget
 Shotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vest
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 And Betty on the organ, here comes the bride
 With her half hammered daddy and his evil eye
 Old Sammy at the altar, sweating in his camouflage vest
 Preacher man looking like he just saw a ghost
 Daddy's sawed off sticking out from under his coat
 Shotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vest
 Is he gonna run
 Is he gonna stay
 Will he say I do, or I don't
 It's hard to say, but either way
 It's a day this whole town won't forget
 Shotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vest
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 Preacher says bow your head and thank the lord
 Oh Sammy sees a break and bolts through the door
 Looks like that vest will be put to the test
 Yeah buckshot buzzing all around his head
 It's a wonder that boy ain't never been dead
 I guess he just ain't ready yet
 Look at him run
 He ain't gonna stay
 Won't say I do
 'Cause he know there ain't no way
 It's the day this whole town won't forget
 Shotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vest
 Aw, look at him run
 He done passed up the buckshot
 He's gone Daddy
 Took the stop sign with him