Tamagotchi Press Officer

The Tamagotchi will speak to no-one today
 He does not even read your paper anyway
 We cannot guarantee he will appear at Cannes
 And if he does he'll do no one-to-ones
 He is asleep
 And when he wakes he will need to be fed
 Then he will sing
 Then he will go back to bed
 No interviews with Mr Tamagotchi today
 We are dismayed by your attempts to invade his privacy
 Please go away! Please, go away!
 Goodbye!
 His painting exhibition is at Andrea Rosen
 His rock band rocks the Buddokan
 And his book 'I, Tamagotchi' is in its third impression this week
 But Mr Tamagotchi is asleep
 No interviews with Mr Tamagotchi today
 We are dismayed by your attempts to invade his privacy
 Please go away! Please, go away!
 Goodbye!
 Please go away!
 No interviews today
 Good day! (Hoppit!)
 Please go away!
 No interviews today