A Monkey for Sallie - Hippopotamomus

I bought a monkey for Sallie
 And let it run amok
 I bought a monkey for Sallie
 It listens to hard rock
 It gobbles up our food
 Messily
 Scribbles on the walls
 And especially
 Plays with itself
 From dawn to dusk
 From dusk to the crack of dawn
 I bought a monkey for Sallie
 Wicked as the day is long
 I bought a monkey for Sallie
 And let it run amok
 It jumps into our bed at night
 And fiddles with my cock
 Its tail is long and feathery
 It swings from the lights
 Drinks heavily
 And plays with itself
 From dawn to dusk
 From dusk to the crack of dawn
 I bought a monkey for Sallie
 Wicked as the day is long
 I bought a monkey for Sallie
 It's messing up our lives
 It plays the barrel organ
 And sharpens kitchen knives
 I've never seen such lively curiosity
 The way it paws at Sallie
 And invariably
 Plays with itself
 From dawn to dusk
 From dusk to the crack of dawn
 I bought a monkey for Sallie
 Wicked as the day is long