Slide Projector Lie Detector

I've spent my life with some regrets
 Between naked girls and gadgets
 Trying to make the best of things
 A clean breast of things
 I clear my desk of papers but avoid
 The little nest of naked Polaroids
 I'm married now but can't deny
 I was a single man when I
 Collected slides of girls
 And hid them in this carousel
 To shine for selfish pleasure on my wall
 My slide projector lie detector
 Shines the things I don't remember
 Seven metres tall
 On my living room wall
 My yesterdays you thought were dead
 Are back to life forever
 My word processor's got a text corrector
 That's got a thing built in
 That stops me when I try to enter lies
 That prints the truth and cuts me down to size
 My yesterdays you thought were gone
 Spring back to life when you stumble on
 A photograph I made
 A duplicate tape on video 8
 Of long-lost days I long ago erased
 My slide projector lie detector
 Shines the things I don't remember
 Seven metres tall
 Across our living room wall
 My video cassette recorder plays cassettes in rigid order
 Scans for naked skin
 Locate the index, hit slow motion, switch to playback
 No fast-forwarding
 My slide projector lie detector shines the things I don't remember
 Seven metres tall
 Across our living room wall