Robin Hood

This is the tale of Robin Hood
 Kind and fair, brave and good
 This is the tale of Robin Hood
 How the guy got shafted
 Robin Hood, Robin Hood
 Robbing from the rich, giving to the good
 Robin Hood, Robin Hood
 Happy ever after
 But driving down from Nottingham, here comes Dooh Nibor
 His motto is 'Protection' and his motto is 'Screw the poor'
 Dooh Nibor, Dooh Nibor, serve the rich, screw the poor
 Don't let the bastard grind you down
 He drags you to the granary out among the cranes
 At the end of the runway underneath the planes
 In a big black suit that looks a little strange
 With the gold crash hat in the rays of the sun
 With the visor black and the baseball bat and the ...
 Robin Hood, Robin Hood
 You're not dead yet, it's just some blood
 Robin Hood, Robin Hood
 Get back and show the bastard!
 Robin Hood, Robin Hood
 Bound and gagged in the nude
 Robin Hood, in the boot
 Of an Opel Corsa
 As the pylons glisten in the sun of Dooh Nibor
 The world below him listens, there's no place for you here any more
 We pull our golden helmets on and turn to face the sun
 Don't let the bastards grind you down
 He's got you cuffed at the reservoir up above the dam
 With a gag and a blindfold shitting in your pants
 Clambering on scaffolding, stumbling on planks
 Look out, Robin! (Too late!)
 Robin Hood, Robin Hood
 Breathing through a rubber tube
 Sherwood Forest is your club
 Sherwood Forest for the cup
 Robin Hood, Robin Hood
 In a wheelchair buying food
 Paralysed but feeling good
 Mentally retarded
 Pull your golden helmet on and take a golden ride
 Kidney dialysis colostomy bag by your side
 Robin Hood, Robin Hood, breathing through your rubber tube
 Don't let the bastards grind you down!
 Don't let the bastards grind you down!