Professor Shaftenberg

He's a polyglot, a psychopath, an androgyne
 He likes to handcuff Japanese girls hanging upside down
 He is rampant like the stallion
 He wears the gold medallion
 Of the Royal Order Of Reprobates Of Lichtenstein
 He's a bondage fan, a gastronome, a sensualist
 Unparalleled for sinister lasciviousness
 In a love hotel at half past four
 He'll purchase schoolgirl underwear
 Meet Noboyushi Araki for dinner there
 Professor Shaftenberg
 Professor Shaftenberg
 He is sponsored by Lufthansa
 To screw the pants off Japanese girls
 The professor isn't home right now, so this is the real me
 I want to grind bones with a naked baby cow
 And squash the squid and jump the junk
 I want to peel the pample mouse pink to the pulp
 Part the fronds and enter this, my magical place
 Let us sing the song of innocence and experience
 He's a zoophile, a hydrophobe, a lotus flower
 He carries patent leather snake oil for his penis power
 When it's time to fuck their socks off
 He boards his flight at Tempelhof
 Countdown to Tokyo and zero hour
 Professor Shaftenberg
 Professor Shaftenberg
 He is sponsored by Lufthansa
 To screw the pants off Japanese girls
 You are culpable but highly fuckable
 I'll bring you home by midnight, death by chocolate,
 The horn by stealth of moonlight
 I'll stab you to the hilt
 Satin you and jasmine you and, finally, critically
 Drink the ectoplasmic jet
 Grip and grab three hot bags of girly goddess head
 Professor Shaftenberg
 Professor Shaftenberg
 He is sponsored by Lufthansa
 To screw the pants off Japanese girls
 The Professor isn't in right now but I'm his bastard cousin
 The funky little pervert Reverend Hyde,
 One superbad dude, come to my pad, let's collude and let's collide
 Clasping and gasping, climax in unison, spermatozoon, clapping, coming,
 Consummate, original, stunning from start to finish in performance and execution
 Invoke the deities, shock the pants off several
 Choke on sacred bread and pollute the holy wafer
 Inject a cloud of jism in the middle of the holy water
 In clouds of unknowing I want to know
 In places I have never been I want to go
 I want to get my rocks off till my cock pops off
 Professor Shaftenberg
 Professor Shaftenberg
 He is sponsored by Lufthansa
 To bore the pants off Japanese girls