It's Important to Be Trendy

When the fashion's to be friendly
 When the fashion's to be wild
 It's important to be trendy
 Shake your body like a child
 Have you been to see The Sandals
 Have you been to see The Goats?
 They do trippy gigs with candles
 Wearing Afghan coats
 When the fashion's to be crazy
 When the fashion's to be free
 It's important to be trendy
 Catch the disease
 First I'm going to pierce my penis
 Then I'm going to pierce my eye
 Get a tattoo on my anus
 I'm a trendy guy
 It's important to be funky
 It's important to be free
 Shake your body like a junky
 Me be you and you be me
 I've got a woolly hat with pom poms
 I've got rucksacks too
 In the shape of baby pandas
 That guzzle real bamboo
 Stock your fridge with vodka shots
 Keep some candy round your neck
 Play The Astronauts
 On your 8 track deck
 It's important to be trendy
 It's important to be cool
 Be a trendy not a stinky
 Be a funky not a fool
 When the fashion's to be friendly
 When the fashion's to be wild
 It's important to be trendy
 Shake your body like a child
 And I'm switching back to vinyl
 I love my analogue synth
 Got a nick in my eyebrow
 And a diamond in my tooth
 Dance around like a gorilla
 In a wild and funky
 Be a mella yella fella
 Walking swanky like a gay
 I saw a culture in a hairstyle
 Saw an empire in a rave
 I'm a connoisseur of trainers
 I'm a rubber slave
 When the fashion's to be friendly
 When the fashion's to be wild
 It's important to be trendy
 Shake your body like a child
 Shake it now!