Is There Sex in Marriage

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When women come and see me for sex tips
 The one hot question on their lips
 Is how to stoke the appetite when it dips
 Is there sex in marriage?
 Mrs Rita Duckworth from L.A.
 Wonders if her husband is suddenly gay
 I say the chains of wedlock weigh so heavily
 It takes two to bear them, sometimes three
 Calvin Coolidge at the rooster farm
 The good Mrs Coolidge on his arm
 Asked the farmer just how come
 The rooster could perform so many times
 The farmer said to Mrs Coolidge "My cock's harder!"
 "Tell that to Calvin," she said, "he lacks ardour"
 "Well that may be," the president replied
 "Because it's not the same hen each time."

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Duration
01:51
Key
1
Tempo
96 BPM

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