How Do You Find My Sister?

The four Fs:
 Find him, feel him, fuck him, forget him
 I am a servant, son of servants, I was born to serve
 But I know this place in life is less than I deserve
 So I've become a trainer not of beasts or birds
 But the beautiful sister I've raised for this from birth
 Lulu is a match girl and I her matchmaker
 I've taught her all there is to know about the games you can play with fire
 Taught her to jump through a burning hoop in a rented diamond choker
 And to balance on her nose the head of a Johannesburg broker
 At cocktail hour in Mayfair, at an Isle of Dogs boat show
 Lulu appears in her Dior dress and me in my tuxedo
 Lulu shuts up and shimmers while I make her name known to
 Key members of the board of directors of Lonhro
 So how do find my sister, Mister?
 Johnson was the first man to become my sister's customer
 She met him at a dinner in honour of the brother of the Japanese ambassador
 He stole the key to the satellite room and next to the computers
 Telexes and fax machines made love to her
 Her next conquest was Finlayson, Tory whip from Woking
 His eyes were icy blue, he was impeccably well-spoken
 He caught her with his daughter and he got her under torture
 To confess she'd taught her poker
 And spanked them both until his pants were soaking
 So how do you find my sister, Minister?
 Little by little, man by man, my sister has scaled the peak
 She gets herself flushed out once a week by a quack down Harley Street
 I set the prices and balance the books, sisters don't come cheap
 It's a scandal what it costs these days to stop a press leak
 My sister lives in Knightsbridge now and when I go to visit her
 I buzz three times on the intercom and say "Lulu, it's your solicitor"
 I once walked in and caught her sitting naked on top of Henry Kissinger
 Take my word or take this Polaroid picture
 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Henry Kissinger!
 They knighted the servant yesterday, today you call me 'Sir'
 You men who laid my sister I say to you now what you once said to her:
 (You're surprised to hear me talk this way but stranger things occur)
 "Kneel before me, kiss it, call me 'Sir!'"
 "Kneel before me, kiss it, call me 'Sir!'"
 "Kneel before me, kiss it"
 "Kneel before me"
 How do you find my sister, now?