Hippopotamomus

I come from the jungle
 From Popocatepetl
 Chief of the clan
 Hippopotamomae
 But when the filthy great volcano
 Wiped out my fellow hippos
 I was the only individual to survive
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 Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl
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 Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl
 We rolled in mud
 Deep in the bed of the river
 Were monster fat
 And loved only disgusting things
 We rummaged about for truffles
 Then shat them out in the forest
 By the fabulous tombs of Aztec kings
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 Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl
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 One day as I lay humping under Popocatepetl
 The volcano started pumping down hot liquid metal
 A flood of steaming lava erupted like Pompeii
 And stuck me forever to the hippo I was fucking that day
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 Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl
 Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus
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 Then a team of boring scientists shoved us in a crate
 Packed it up with straw and then conveyed me and my mate
 To the Museum of Natural History, where between two stuffed camels
 They stuck us in this case labelled 'Copulating Artiodactyl Mammals'
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 Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl
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 So press your nose against the glass of the case of the Hippopotamomus
 Lithe, wriggling schoolgirl, blowing kisses, making eyes
 So blithely unaware, as you snigger at my lust
 You'll be in this position by and by
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 Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl
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