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My computer broke down today
 I'm going to throw my old friend away
 'Cause the hard disk crashed when the write head parked
 In a quite calamitous way
 And I won't get the data back
 And I haven't backed anything up
 I've lost a hundred gigs of memories
 This whole thing's so fucked up
 All my emails to the girlfriend
 Who later disappeared
 The videos of sex with her
 I still watch to get off
 Goodbye my old friend
 My Photoshop experiments
 With dogs with human heads
 My huge harem of pregnant redheads
 Lying with open legs
 The endless masturbation fodder
 The Instant Messenger chats
 So goodbye friends
 My computer broke down today
 It's a personal tragedy
 There's nothing much left of a human being
 Without his memory
 It's like I'll never have a life again
 It's like I'll wander on an endless plain
 Like my brain and face have been erased
 And my life has been in vain
 All the books that I was writing
 All the albums half-composed
 My photographs of holidays
 I'll never take again
 The cracked software from Pirate Bay
 Before the pigs cracked down
 My fuckbuddy list no longer exists
 So goodbye friends