Late Night Heartbroken Blues

A one, a two, a three four five
 And six beers later I was wild
 I said baby show me to the bed now
 Cus I've been sitting here since half past nine
 Been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times
 Come on baby
 Do you feel the same, all good?
 Cus I don't want to end up being
 A tragic heartbroken human being
 Five six seven eight
 It's nine o clock and it's getting late
 Come on
 Don't you feel like going home?
 Cus I'll treat you good if you treat me bad
 and I'll give you the best loving that you've ever had
 Shut up, take me by the hand
 Cus I don't want to end up being
 A tragic heartbroken human being
 And he said something like this:
 "Sure Babe, I'll take you home
 But in the morning you'll be on your own again"
 And I said:
 "Well Honey, that's ok
 And I don't really care if you are straight or gay
 As long as you make my day, yay"
 Cus I've been sitting here since half past nine
 Been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times
 Come on, show me the way
 Cus I don't want to end up being
 A tragic heartbroken human being