Vulcan Ears

In a tiny spaceship with four legs
 A pillow and some sheets
 That's where my idols always meet
 I'd like to be there now
 I'm trying, trying every night
 To see a U.F.O.
 But in case I don't, just in case I won't
 I've got the fantasy to lean on
 Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
 That's what I dream of
 No more sorrow, no more tears
 Can't you get me beamed up?
 Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs
 Quite bizarre, but still a dream
 As I'm waiting for that beam
 Bullshit, bullshit is all we talk
 On this planet we call earth
 Since I'm tired of that I'll take a further step
 I think I'll find my way in space
 Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
 That's what I dream of
 No more sorrow, no more tears
 Well, can't you get me beamed up?
 Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs
 Quite bizarre but still a dream
 As I'm waiting for that beam
 In a tiny spaceship with four legs
 A pillow and some sheets
 That's where my idols always meet
 I'd like to be there now
 Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
 No more sorrow, no more tears
 Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears
 Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs
 Quite bizarre but still a dream
 As I'm waiting for that beam
 A spacesuit that's coy
 Forth question a soy
 Thick eyes
 Kiss my ass...