The Dickhead Song

You came into my life and tried to do me wrong
 So in return for that I have sent you this song
 It tells you what I think and how I feel about you
 So take a seat and listen up cos every single word is be true
 Dickhead, you're such a dickhead
 And everybody knows it everyone but you
 You're a dickhead, I hope you'll soon be dead
 And this is payback time for what you put me through
 The way you behaved was a total disgrace
 I'd never grow tired of punching your face
 You think that putting me down lifts you higher
 I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire
 You think you're better than me well you're not my friend
 I'll get further in life than you in the end
 You're nothing you're worthless just dirt on my shoe
 Wherever you go whatever you do people will sing this song to you
 Dickhead, you're such a dickhead
 And everybody knows it everyone but you
 You're a dickhead, I hope you'll soon be dead
 And this is payback time for what you put me through
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 God will punish you cos you reap what you sow
 You're a vile individual from head to toe
 Nasty to the bone unpleasant to the core
 I shall drink champagne when you are no more
 If I never see your face again that's too soon
 I've never met anyone so suited to this tune
 I hope your friends desert you and your health is poor
 This is what I think you are 1 2 3 4
 Dickhead, you're such a dickhead
 And everybody knows it everyone but you
 You're a dickhead, I hope you'll soon be dead
 And this is payback time for what you put me through
 I wouldn't even give you the steam from my piss
 As far as I'm concerned you can swivel on this
 You're simply jealous of me but I couldn't care less
 Cos I have all the qualities you'll never possess
 I'd hate to go through life as you twenty four seven
 Cos people like you don't end up in Heaven
 You will rot in Hell that's where you belong
 And when you get there they'll be singing this song
 You're a dickhead, such a dickhead
 And everybody knows it everyone but you
 You're a dickhead, we're all glad you're dead
 And so is everyone that you ever knew
 Dickhead, you're such a dickhead
 And everybody knows it everyone but you
 You're a dickhead, everybody's said
 I hope you like this song so screw you