When I Drink Beer

When I drink beer I know what happens
 I've seen it happen a hundred times before
 I tell myself I'll just have a couple
 And I'll have a couple and a couple more
 By that 5th one I'm holding my phone
 Looking through pictures of me and you
 Then I sit there and stare at your number
 Thinking I shouldn't but I always do
 Ooohhh, you don't always answer
 Oohh it's better if you don't
 'Cause ooohh I can just keep drinking
 Crawl in a cab and head back home
 When you answer it gets messed up
 'Cause you get dressed up and meet me here
 I know it's only 'cause you're lonely
 But that don't matter when I drink beer
 Ooohhh layin' there beside you
 Ooohh I know it's gonna hurt
 'Cause ooohh there ain't nothing better
 Than holding you but there ain't nothing worse
 When I wake up and that bed is empty
 That pain will hit me 'cause you ain't there
 I still want you and I can't have you
 And if I can't have you, I just want a beer
 Right now, I'm thirsty for a cold one
 As much as I want one, I'm steering clear
 'Cause I'm still hurting from the last time
 And i'ts been a long time since I drank beer
 So I'll take water or maybe Coca-Cola
 'Cause I know what happens when I drink beer