Randy Scouse Git

She's a wonderful lady
 And she's mine, all mine
 And there doesn't seem a way
 That she won't come and lose my mind
 It's too easy hummin' songs
 To a girl in yellow dress
 Been a long time since the party
 And the room is in a mess
 The four kings of EMI
 Are sitting stately on the floor
 There are birds out on the sidewalk
 And a valet at the door
 He reminds me of a penguin
 With few and plastered hair
 There's talcum powder on the letter
 And the birthday boy is there
 (music)
 Why don't you cut your hair?
 Why don't you live up there?
 Why don't you do what I do
 See what I feel when I care?
 (music)
 Now they've darkened all the windows
 And the seats are Naugahyde
 I've been waiting for an hour
 I can't find a place to hide
 The being known as Wonder Girl
 Is speaking, I believe
 It's not easy trying to tell her
 That I shortly have to leave
 Have to leave
 Shortly have to leave
 Shortly have to
 Why don't you be like me?
 Why don't you stop and see?
 Why don't you hate who I hate
 Kill who I kill to be free?
 (music)
 Why don't you cut your hair?
 Why don't you live up there?
 Why don't you do what I do
 See what I feel when I care?
 Why don't you be like me?
 Why don't you stop and see?
 Why don't you hate who I hate
 Kill who I kill to be free?
 Free
 Ah
 She's a wonderful lady
 And she's mine
 All mine
 All mine