I'm Not the Enemy

Let's talk about how you spent your childhood
 Let's not and say we did
 Let's pretend for a minute that I'm just a little kid
 Oh yeah!
 Sit back relax tell me all your secrets
 I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours
 I bet you never had a day like this before
 Oh yeah!
 Let's talk about why you draw these pictures
 Let's talk about what you did last night,
 she looked awfully young to be your wife
 Oh yeah!
 I don't think that you understand the problem
 I don't think that you understand
 I'm not the one sittin' here with
 far too much time on my hands
 But sometimes I say what I think so you'll know
 just where I stand
 I might look like a threat to you,
 but if the truth be known, there's nothing
 I can do
 I'm not, no I'm not the enemy
 I might look like a threat to you,
 but if the truth be known, I'm harmless,
 not like you
 I'm not, no I'm not the enemy
 Let's talk about how you spent your weekend
 Let's talk about how you spend your time
 with the boys at the club in the backroom tradin' lies
 Oh yeah!
 Let's not discuss money or religion
 Let's talk about how you sleep at night
 and the fact that you think that you've got
 the gift of second sight
 But sometimes I say what I think so you'll know
 just where I stand
 I might look like a threat to you,
 but if the truth be known, there's nothing
 I can do
 I'm not, no I'm not the enemy
 I might look like a threat to you,
 but if the truth be known, I'm harmless,
 not like you
 I'm not, no I'm not the enemy
 In my car on the phone wherever I go I'm not alone
 They've got six you've got nine don't come too close
 What's mine is mine listen to the doctor on T.V.
 I wonder what they'd think of me
 Dankeschön aber ich muss gehen
 I don't know what I'm sayin'
 I don't enjoy watching you waste your time,
 trying to get blood from a stone
 I'm already having the time of my life
 Why don't you leave me,
 why can't you leave me alone
 I might look like a threat to you,
 but if the truth be known, there's nothing
 I can do
 I'm not, no I'm not the enemy
 I might look like a threat to you,
 but if the truth be known, I'm harmless,
 not like you
 I'm not, no I'm not the enemy