Bang! (From A Little Night Music)

Bang! The war commences
 The enemy awaits in quivering expectancy
 The poor defenses, the penetrable gates
 How terrible to be a woman
 The time is here
 The game is there
 The smell of fear
 Like a musk pervades the air
 The bugle sounding
 The pistol's steady
 The blood is pounding, ah
 Take aim and ready, ah
 Bang! 20 minutes small talk
 30 at the most
 Bang! Two or three to pour the schnapps
 Bang! Bang! Bang!
 Half a minute to propose the necessary toast
 Bang! The tunic opens, bang! The trousers fall
 Bang! The foe is helpless back against the wall
 Bang! An hour and a quarter over all
 And bang! (20 minutes to arrange these bloody awful flowers)
 Bang! (Can I get away with more?) Bang! Bang! Bang!
 (Then I have to brush my hair and that could take me hours)
 Bang! (A fit of vapors) bang! (No, that's too quaint)
 Bang! (A wracking cough and then a graceful faint)
 Bang! (A lengthy lecture) bang! (On self-restraint)
 Bang! Bang!
 (Bang! Bang!)
 (Bang! Bang!) The battle rages
 (Bang!) Whatever ground I gain
 I fortify remorselessly
 (Bang! Bang!) The foe engages
 (Bang!) By shifting the terrain
 How pitiful to be a woman
 (Bang!) Attack
 (Bang!) Retreat
 (Bang!) Lay back
 (Bang!) Reform
 (Bang! Bang!) Outflank
 (Bang!) Deplete
 (Bang!) Move up and then restore
 (Bang! Bang!)
 The siege succeeding
 (Bang!) The time grows shorter
 (Bang!) She lies there pleading
 (Bang!) I give no quarter
 (Bang!) Bang! A fire at the elbow
 Salvo at the knee
 (Bang!) Bang! Fuselage at breast and thigh
 (Bang! Bang! Bang!) Bang! Bang! Bang!
 Then when she's exhausted
 Bang! A fresh sortie
 (Bang!) I taste the conquest
 (Bang!) The taste is sweet
 (Bang! Bang!) She lays her arms down
 Welcoming defeat
 (Bang! Bang!) Both sides content
 (Bang!) Secure
 (Bang!) Positions
 (Bang! Bang! Bang!)
 All passion spent
 (Bang!) Discuss
 (Bang!) Conditions
 How terrible
 (Bang!) How pitiful
 (Bang!) How glorious to be a woman
 (He is a peacock)
 (I keep forgetting)
 The quarry senses
 A momentary pang
 (It's all so foolish)
 (Why am I sweating?)
 The war commences
 Bang!