Perfect Candidate

First she's going to relocate it
 To the southland
 Stake her claim in Silverlake
 What she's showing off
 Will be on your account
 There's little doubt she's
 Stealing what she confiscates
 Chalking it all up to fate
 That is why she always waits
 For the perfect candidate
 She's got every reason in the
 World to pick one more
 As she will demonstrate
 How many does that
 Make it now?
 I'm losing count
 It's tantamount to
 Stealing what she confiscates
 Chalking it all up to fate
 And she can not hardly wait
 For the perfect candidate
 Congratulations!
 Take a bow
 What will you do now,
 Anyhow?
 She can read your mind
 Cause she wrote it for you
 You who'll take surprising bait
 Like a magic lantern
 Beaming with projection
 My reflection:
 Slate as blank as
 Face is straight
 Makes the perfect candidate
 And she can not hardly wait
 For her perfect candidate