So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed

So round, so firm, so fully packed
 That's my gal
 So complete from front to back
 That's my pal
 Toasted by the sun
 And I'm a son of a gun
 If she don't make my five o'clock shadow
 Come around at one
 You can bet your boots I'd walk a mile
 Through the snow
 Just to see her toothbrush smile
 They mentioned on the radio
 If you don't think she's a lot of fun
 Just ask the man that owns one
 So round, so firm, so fully packed
 That's my gal
 So round, so firm, so fully packed
 That's for me
 She's just like a money back
 Guarantee
 Like a bar fly goes for a drink
 Like the Bobby Sox goes for Frank
 Just like Jesse James would go
 For money in the bank
 From head to foot she's perfect size
 She's a whiz
 Always wears a forty five
 Gun that is
 She's got the look that's so impressive
 She's got the pause that's so refreshing
 So round, so firm, so fully packed
 That's my gal
 She's done told me that I'm top hand
 Won't be long 'til she wears my brand
 So round, so firm, so fully packed
 That's my gal