Fat Gal

She keeps me warm in the Winter,
 Chilly in the Summertime;
 That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!
 And when I see my landlord,
 There's so much of her to hide behind;
 You wouldn't pay rent if your time was spent like mine!
 Now she's so sweet with the softest heart;
 She's pretty soft around other parts,
 And at night when I lay me down,
 I don't need a piller when she's around.
 Warm in the Winter,
 Shady in the Summertime;
 That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!
 Now when she's tickled,
 So much of her has the biggest time;
 I tell all my jokes to that fat gal of mine.
 She's never fickle;
 You better put your name on the dotted line,
 First time you meet with with a big fat gal like mine!
 This hard-time talk don't trouble me;
 I keep as happy as a honeybee;
 If things get rough and times get hard,
 I'll render my gal and sell the lard.
 Warm in the Winter,
 Shady in the Summertime;
 That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!
 Now she's my shelter in the time of storm;
 I helter-skelter right under her arm.
 She's a beauty if you look at her face,
 And you shouldn't be a-lookin' any other place!
 Warm in the Winter,
 Shady in the Summertime;
 That's what I like about that fat gal of mine!