Banana Man Blues

Now what you got there man?
 A rug? what do you want for it?
 Fifteen dollars?
 I don't want that thing, I don't want that thing
 I don't want that thing, I wouldn't have it laying around on my floor
 You as well was here yesterday, and the day before
 Trying to get me to put that thing on this floor
 I don't want that thing, I don't want that thing
 I don't want that thing, I wouldn't have it laying around on my floor
 Oh what pretty a bed, pretty mattress
 No springs? No?
 I can't use that thing, I can't use that thing
 I can't use that thing, I wouldn't have it laying around on my floor
 What's with that man over yonder?
 Cripple? Pegleg? ______? No?
 I can't use that thing, I can't use that thing
 I can't use that thing, I wouldn't have him hopping around on my floor
 Look what a pretty doll
 What you want for it? Ten dollars? What's that?
 I don't use that thing, I can't use that thing
 I can't use that thing, I wouldn't have him laying around on my floor
 What's that man got in his hand? Money? How much?
 Fifteen dollars? That's all?
 I can't use that thing, I can't use that thing
 I can't use that thing, I wouldn't have him laying around on my floor
 Oh what that man selling over yonder?
 Bananas? Show me!
 Yes I want that thing, yes I want that thing
 Yes I want that thing, and if I don't care where he goes
 Banana man, sure I will
 Now what he selling over yonder?
 _____ _____ on a big round stick?
 Sure enough
 Yes I want that man, yes I want that man
 Yes I want that man, and I don't care where he goes