A Very Unlikely Occurrence

I thought the chance it was a hundred to one
 On one thumb
 I could count up the percentage of my coming undone
 but now some calculation of impatiently fated rhymes
 sourpatch ribbon to the wreck of my valentine
 that a fine mess like this should get dished
 I woulda made it more unlikely if I had one wish
 I take ish with the interstitial liquid bliss
 and insist another double on the rocks with twist.
 This is a fist full of good credit.
 This is a circumstance that I must edit.
 I said it ever thusly with the bust knee
 you could trust me
 can't front without two feet to step fuss-free
 but see, that's just fine, I lost mine
 handed then the bandit, thin: my last dime
 watched the wheels spin thinking infinitesimal
 my ten-decimal chance, the professional
 gamblers scoffed
 (but the bells went off)