Bridge To Nowhere

Oh there's no such thing as a bridge to nowhere
 'Cause there're two sides two everything
 And I am wrong most of the time
 There's a first time for everything
 Oh I have been to Ketchikan, Alaska
 I was treated like a king
 and I have been to New York City
 and I have felt like nothing
 If you can walk on water
 Then you can walk all over me
 Right now
 I'm sinking fast into the ocean
 And maybe just a bridge is all I need
 Oh I have almost never been fishing
 I'm scared of fishing hooks
 And I have never wrestled a bear
 I have seen some pictures in books
 And they don't care in Ketchikan, Alaska
 They just like me like I am
 And they are building a bridge to nowhere
 Nowhere's close to Ketchikan
 If you can walk on water
 Well, you can walk all over me
 Right now
 I'm sinking fast into the ocean
 And maybe just a bridge is all I need