The Honeymoon Is Over

When your husband treats you like a piece of dirt
 When you find a purple lipstick on his shirt
 Then my dear, it's clear the honeymoon is over
 And you better be on the alert
 When your wife decides that she should wear the pants
 When she gets your goat each time she gets the chance
 Then my dear, it's clear the honeymoon is over
 And you'd better search for some romance!
 Time you saw your old trusty lawyer
 Ask him whether
 You should find another nest to feather
 When your husband suddenly becomes the swell
 When your wife is bored by every joke you tell
 Then my dear, it's clear the honeymoon is over
 And you may as well
 Pack up, move out
 Tell her (tell him)
 "Darling, fare thee well"
 Time you saw your old trusty lawyer
 Ask him whether
 You should find another nest to feather
 When your husband starts to play cherchez la femme
 When your wife is always ready to condemn
 Then my dear, it's clear the honeymoon is over
 And you may as well
 Play the scene out
 Make your exit
 Hit the climax
 Pull the curtain
 Pack up
 Move out
 Tell him (tell her)
 "Darling, together forever
 Looks more like it's never
 Fare thee well
 Go to hell!"