Big, Blonde and Beautiful

Once upon a time girl I was just like you
 Never let my extra large largess shine through
 Hair was brown and nappy, never had no fun
 I hid under a bushel which was easier said than done
 Then one day my grandma who was big and stout
 She said you gotta love yourself from inside out
 And as soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff
 I found out that the world at large can't get enough so
 Bring on that pecan pie
 Pour some sugar on it sugar don't be shy
 Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl
 Don't be stingy I'm a growing girl
 I offer big love with no apology
 How can I deny the world the most of me?
 I am not afraid to throw my weight around
 Pound by pound by pound
 Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful
 There is nothing 'bout me that's unsuitable
 No one wants a meal that only offers the least
 When girl we're serving up the whole damn feast
 Slice off a piece of that hog's head cheese
 And take a look inside my book of recipes
 Now don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light
 I need a man who brings a man-sized appetite
 I use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice
 I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice
 I'll keep it in my oven 'till it's good and hot
 Keep on stirring 'till it hits the spot
 Hit it baby, hit it!
 Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful
 And Edna girl you're looking so recruitable
 Why sit in the bleachers, timid and afraid, when Edna you can be your own parade?
 So how about it Mama?
 Well, I am big, I am blonde-ish, and if you say I'm beautiful, I guess I'm beautiful. Alright, I'll do it!
 Look out old Baltimore
 We're marching in and we ain't going through that old back door
 Tracy, I will join your fight if I can keep up this pace
 And girls I'll be right at your side if I can find some space
 Well you can hold your head up just as high as you please
 You know they'll hear me knocking with the two of these
 Tomorrow side by side we'll show the world what's right
 Looks like I'm touching up my roots tonight
 Touch 'em girl!
 And we'll be big, blonde, and beautiful
 It's time they faced the fact it's irrefutable
 Can't you hear that rumbling?
 It's our hunger to be free
 It's time to finally taste equality
 Corny girls:
 On mother-daughter day where thin is in
 We're white as wool
 Well ladies, big is back and as for black it's beautiful!
 All shapes as sizes follow me
 Let's bust their chops
 Quick, call the cops!
 We're gonna dance our way to victory
 Tracy, Penny, Edna and others:
 2, 4, 6, 8, TV's gotta integrate!
 Corny girls:
 Go away! This isn't negro day!
 You bet I'm big!
 Tracy, this was beautiful!
 Big, blonde, and beautiful leads the way!
 Yeah!
 End