It Runs in the Family

My mother says I am lazy
 I got problems with authority
 She says I need to put aside my dreams
 And face reality
 My father thinks I am crazy
 Grandma and grandpa agree
 They tell me all the time I've lost my mind
 But it don't bother me
 It's so obvious to see
 It runs in the family
 It runs in the family
 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
 So why they hassle me?
 Because it runs in the family
 My uncle says I am useless
 And I lack responsibility
 I party too much and I waste my time
 In a life of debauchery
 Funny he doesn't remember
 His brush with notoriety
 That time he got drunk and thrown into jail
 But still he questions me
 Such hypocrisy
 It runs in the family
 It runs in the family
 I'm keeping the traditions of my ancestry
 So don't be mad at me
 It runs in the family
 So many relatives with advice for me
 But they don't see
 All the insanity that runs so deep
 Through the roots and branches
 Of our crazy family tree
 It runs in the family
 It runs in the family
 I'm burdened and blessed by heredity
 So don't you worry about me
 It runs in the family