They Go Wild, Simply Wild, Over Me

You must be joking
 you want ME to play a frumpy housewife
 who gets dumped for a flapper?!
 Ah! Helen Sinclair!
 They go
 wild, simply wild, over me
 They go mad, just as mad, as they can be
 no matter where I'm at or the fellows thin or fat
 the tall ones
 the small ones
 I grab them off like that
 Every night till' they fight over me
 I don't know what it is they can see
 The fellows look at me and sigh
 in my arms they want to die!
 They go wild, simply wild, over me
 They go wild
 it's the cross that I bear
 They go wild!
 how can me can I spare
 All to well
 they love Helen Sinclair
 I do place produce my tarrifs in banesco
 Not Julie and Marcus' latest fiasco
 My ex-husband used to say
 on the days I was depressed,
 "If you're going to go down
 go down on the best!"
 Or... with the best
 There's something I must say to you
 I mean it with respect
 I hope you won't object
 I'm always circumstanced.
 I look back on your long career
 and, no, it is sublime
 you haven't had a big hit in a
 very, very, very long time...
 That's three very's!
 Well, you are a star cause' you are brave
 no question you are brave!
 But all do respect in the last few years
 I say this because not to make you feel bad,
 You are better known as
 a drunk and as an adultrist.
 I was wild
 I admit for a few years
 Acting wild
 camouflaging my blue years
 Spent my life on the brink
 Spent some nights in a clink.
 And I never had a drink since New Year's
 You're talking about chinese New Year's
 Naturally, still it has been two days
 you know how LONG that is for me?!
 They go
 wild, wild over me
 They go mad as they can be!
 No matter where I'm at
 Or the men give me an odd
 the shy ones
 the spry ones
 the grey ones
 the fay (?) ones
 the oldest
 the newest
 they Irish
 the Jewish
 All think of me as GOD!
 Every night
 how they fight over me
 it is clear what it is they can see
 who has style
 who has flair
 painting Helen Sinclair!
 (Helen, Helen, Helen)
 They go wild
 Simply wild
 they go wild
 over me!