It's Hard To Be Humble

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
 When you're perfect in every way
 I can't wait to look in the mirror
 Cause I get better lookin' each day
 To know me is to love me
 I must be a hell of a man
 Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
 But I'm doin' the best that I can
 I used to have a girlfriend
 But I guess she just couldn't compete
 With all of these love-starved women
 Who keep clamoring at my feet
 Well I could probably find me another
 But I guess they're all in awe of me
 Who cares? I never get lonesome
 Cause I treasure my own company
 Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
 When you're perfect in every way
 I can't wait to look in the mirror
 I get better lookin' each day
 To know me is to love me
 I must be a hell of a man
 Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
 When you're doing the best that you can
 I guess you could say I'm a loner
 A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
 Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted,
 But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
 Some folks say that I'm egotistical
 Hell, I don't even know what that means
 I guess it has something to do with the way
 That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans
 Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
 When you're perfect in every way
 I can't wait to look in the mirror
 I get better lookin' each day
 To know me is to love me
 I must be a hell of a man
 Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
 When you're doing the best that you can
 We're doing the best that we can!
 Give yourselves a hand.
 Yeeee-haw!