Spandex Enormity

Waiting here on line
 Suddenly from behind
 She's still a block away
 Why'd it have to be today
 Now what do I see
 She recognizes me
 She hugs and squeezes me
 She's the Spandex Enormity
 She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
 Then she yells is this trick or treat
 It's too late she asks me for a date
 Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate
 Spandex, Spandex Enormity
 A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery
 What a fucking beast
 Her ass alone would be a feast
 And her love drippings
 Contained a stench of rotted yeast
 The show must go on
 It's the end of me
 Taking up the whole front row
 It's the Spandex Enormity
 She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
 Then she yells is this trick or treat
 It's too late she asks me for a date
 Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate
 Spandex, Spandex Enormity
 A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery
 As we were walking off stage
 You're waiting to come back
 She's got a back stage pass
 Oh no
 I hide my head
 The sight of you I dread
 Her chubby little fingers grab my ass
 Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick
 Why does it always have to be me
 You fucking fat bitch
 I've had enough of you
 Take your blubber buns and leave
 She left here in tears
 Followed by her rear
 I could not help she's fat
 She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
 Then she yells is this trick or treat
 It's too late she asks me for a date
 Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate
 Spandex, Spandex Enormity
 A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery
 (by: Genocide Junkie)