Scotty Doesn't Know

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
 Do it in my van every Sunday
 She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
 Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
 Oh, Scotty doesn't know
 So don't tell Scotty
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 (So don't tell Scotty)
 Fiona says she's out shopping
 But she's under me
 And I'm not stopping
 'Cause Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 So don't tell Scotty
 Scotty doesn't know
 Don't tell Scotty
 I can't believe he's so trusting
 While I'm right behind you thrusting
 Fiona's got him on the phone
 And she's trying not to moan
 It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 So don't tell Scotty
 'Cause Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 So don't tell Scotty
 We'll put on a show
 Everyone will go
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 The parkin' lot, why not?
 It's so cool when you're on top
 His front lawn in the snow
 Life is so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
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 I did her on his birthday
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 So don't tell Scotty
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty will know
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty's gotta know
 I'm gonna tell Scotty
 Gonna tell him myself
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty has to
 Scotty has to
 Scotty has to go
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 (So don't tell Scotty)
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 Scotty doesn't know
 (So don't tell Scotty)
 Scotty doesn't know
 (Scotty doesn't know)
 (Scotty doesn't know)
 (Scotty doesn't know)
 (Scotty doesn't know)
 (Scotty doesn't know)
 (Scotty doesn't know)
 (Scotty doesn't know)
 (Scotty doesn't know)
 (Scotty's gotta go)
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 That is so bad! So bad