When It Rains It Pours

Sunday morning, man
 She woke up fightin' mad
 
 Bitchin' and moanin' on and on
 'Bout the time I had
 And by Tuesday you could say
 That girl was good as gone
 Then when Thursday came around I was all alone
 So I went for a drive to clear my mind
 Ended up at a Shell on I-65
 Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
 I bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it
 She swore they were a waste of time
 Oh, but she was wrong
 I was caller number five on a radio station
 Won a four day, three night beach vacation
 Deep sea señorita fishin' down in Panama
 And I ain't gotta see my
 Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
 Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
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 Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize
 When she heard about my newfound luck
 On that FM dial
 And it's crazy how lately now
 It just seems to come in waves
 What I thought was gonna be the death of me
 Was my saving grace
 It's got me thinkin' that her leavin'
 Is the only logical reason
 That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot
 And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
 She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call
 And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle
 Won a used 4-wheeler and three free passes
 For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
 And I ain't gotta see my
 Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
 Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
 When it rains it pours
 Well I've been on one hell of a redneck roll
 For three weeks now
 And it all started on the day that she walked out
 Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
 Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it
 She swore they were a waste of time
 Oh, but she was wrong
 And I was caller number five on a radio station
 Won a four day three night beach vacation
 Deep sea señorita fishin' down in Panama
 And I ain't gotta see my
 Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
 Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
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 When it rains it pours