Beer Never Broke My Heart

I've had a largemouth bass, bust my line
 A couple of beautiful girls tell me goodbye
 Trucks break down, dogs run off
 Politicians lie, been fired by the boss
 It takes one hand
 To count the things I can count on
 No, there ain't much, man
 That ain't ever let me down
 Longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart
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 Like diamond rings and football teams
 Have torn this boy apart
 Like a neon dream it just dawned on me
 The bars and this guitar
 And longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart
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 She was a Carolina blue jean baby
 Fire in her eyes that drove me crazy
 It was red tail lights when she left town
 If I didn't know then, I sure know now
 Longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart
 Like diamond rings and football teams
 Have torn this boy apart
 Like a neon dream it just dawned on me
 The bars and this guitar
 And longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart
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 It takes one hand
 To count the things I can count on
 But I got one hand
 It's gripping down on a cold one
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 'Cause longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart
 Like diamond rings and football teams
 Have torn this boy apart
 Like a neon dream it just dawned on me
 The bars and this guitar
 And longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart, no
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 It never broke my heart