Beer Can

I been working this job
 Nine to five
 Minimum wage
 And overtime
 But here comes a few days
 Of unpaid
 Vacation
 And there ain't no way
 José
 I'll waste em
 Cuz there ain't no better feeling than when
 I pick up a beer can
 And get to feeling like Superman
 It's Friday night y'all
 Here's the plan
 I'm gonna throw back a couple and
 Keep em glued to my right hand
 Any flavor, size, or brand
 Until the part where I can't stand
 No nothing picks me up
 Like a beer can
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 Well I woke up at one PM
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 And introduced myself to my new girlfriend
 And there's a wrecking ball
 Sized hole in the wall
 In the basement
 I ain't got no clue
 How or who
 Could have made it
 Well all I know is shit hit the fan
 And here we go again
 So I pick up a beer can
 And get to feeling like Superman
 It's Saturday y'all
 Here's the plan
 I'm gonna throw back a couple and
 Keep em glued to my right hand
 Any flavor, size, or brand
 Until the part where I can't stand
 No nothing picks me up
 Like a beer can
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 Well it's Sunday now
 And I'm freaking out
 Cuz I can't handle five days without
 Yeah picking up a beer can
 And get to feeling like Superman
 It's Sunday
 Who gives a damn?
 I'm gonna throw back a couple and
 Keep em glued to my right hand
 Any flavor, size, or brand
 Until the part where I can't stand
 No nothing picks me up
 Like a beer can
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 Like a beer can
 No nothing picks me up
 Like a beer can