1, 2 Many

Well I got a call from Rowdy 'round six o'clock
 Sayin' he caught a hankerin' for a honkey-tonk
 Wants an ice-cold beer and a country song
 But he didn't want to stay out all night long
 Well, I ain't the kind to let a buddy drink alone
 But I can't turn it off once I turn it on
 There's no stopping me once I get goin'
 Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide ass open
 The ticktock of that clock is like a time bomb
 By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy
 At quarter to 12, man I've done had plenty
 The countdown's on when the first beer hits me
 Five, four, three, two, one, too many
 After five diet Millers, I was feelin' loose
 Singin' karaoke to a T.L. tune
 When a pretty little thing shot me a wink
 She said, "Hey cowboy, could you buy us a drink?"
 Well hey, baby doll, I will if you want
 But I can't turn it off once I turn it on
 There's no stopping me once I get goin'
 Put a can in my hand, man I'm wide ass open
 The ticktock of that clock is like a time bomb
 By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy
 At quarter to 12, man I've done had plenty
 The countdown's on when the first beer hits me
 Five, four, three, two, one, too many (come on boys)
 
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 Now, I've never been the kind to quit
 Won't stop 'til I get to the bottom of this
 And the night's still young
 So whatcha say, we shotgun one?
 (Hell, we'll shoot one with you luke, come on Ronnie)
 There's no stopping me once I get to goin'
 Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide ass open
 The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb, yeah
 Yeah, by half past ten, I'm half past tipsy
 At quarter to 12, man, I've done had plenty
 The countdown's on when the first beer hits me
 Five, four, three, two, one, too many
 Yeah, five, four, three, two, one, too many
 Come on, that's a - country song, right there, what?