Shave 'Em Dry

I got nipples on my titties
 Big as the end of my thumb
 I got somethin between my legs
 That'll make a dead-man come
 Baby won't you shave 'em dry
 Want you to grind me baby
 Grind me until I cry
 Well I fucked all night
 And all the night before, baby
 And I feel like I wanna fuck some more
 Oh, great God, Daddy grind me honey
 Shave me dry
 And when you hear me holla baby
 Want you to shave me dry
 I got nipples on my titties
 Big as the end of my thumb
 Daddy say that?? and you can make 'em cum
 Oh, daddy shave me dry
 And I'll give you something baby
 Swear it'll make you cry
 I'm gonna turn back my mattress
 And let you oil my springs
 I want you to grind me daddy
 Until the bells do ring
 Oh daddy
 Want you to shave 'em dry
 oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try.
 Now if fuckin' was a thing that would take me to heaven
 I'd be fuckin' in the studio til the clock strikes eleven
 Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry
 I would fuck you baby, honey I would make you cry
 Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell clapper
 And your dick stands up like a steeple
 your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door
 and the crabs walks in like people
 OWWW! Shit!
 Baby won't you shave em dry
 A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
 And a pig gets fat from suckin'
 Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
 Great God I got fat from fuckin'!
 Ehhhh Shave 'em dry!
 my back is made of whalebone and my cock is made of brass
 And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars
 Great God round to kiss my ass
 Daddy shave em dry!